Absent Minded

Lately, scenarios like these are happening to me.

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SCENE 1

Student: Sir, pwede pa po bang kumuha ng exam?

Zaldy: At bakit hindi ka pa nakakakuha?

Student: Kasi sir wala pa po akong permit.

Zaldy: Ok, kaya mong mag-exam mamaya?

Student: Opo, ok lang po sir.

Zaldy: Fine. See me in the library after lunch.

Student: Thanks po.

Zaldy: Teka, bakit ba hindi ka kumuha last week?

Student: Sir? Nasabi ko na po sa inyo...

Zaldy: Ha? Ano nga ulit?

Student: Yung sa permit po.

Zaldy: Ah, ok ok.


SCENE 2

Zaldy: Saan tayo natapos last meeting?

Class: Sir sa kabiguan po ni Rizal sa Madrid.

Zaldy: Ah, so ano na ang kasunod na topic?

Class: Yun pong paghihiwalay nila ni Leonor Rivera.

Zaldy: {discusses the topic} Questions?

Class: ...

Zaldy: Excuse me, may tumatawag lang sa akin. {answers phone}

Class: {Murmur, murmur, murmur}

Zaldy: Ok, so where did we stopped last meeting?

Class: Ha? Sir naman, nadiscuss na nga yung next topic eh!

Zaldy: Alam ko naman yun ah!

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According to Freudian psychoanalysis, absent-minded people are invariably thinking about sex. Being a psychology instructor, it bothers me to some extent. It seems that I HAVE been thinking about it, lately. Dahil lang siguro sa kalamigan, hahaha!