Lately, scenarios like these are happening to me.
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SCENE 1
Student: Sir, pwede pa po bang kumuha ng exam?
Zaldy: At bakit hindi ka pa nakakakuha?
Student: Kasi sir wala pa po akong permit.
Zaldy: Ok, kaya mong mag-exam mamaya?
Student: Opo, ok lang po sir.
Zaldy: Fine. See me in the library after lunch.
Student: Thanks po.
Zaldy: Teka, bakit ba hindi ka kumuha last week?
Student: Sir? Nasabi ko na po sa inyo...
Zaldy: Ha? Ano nga ulit?
Student: Yung sa permit po.
Zaldy: Ah, ok ok.
SCENE 2
Zaldy: Saan tayo natapos last meeting?
Class: Sir sa kabiguan po ni Rizal sa Madrid.
Zaldy: Ah, so ano na ang kasunod na topic?
Class: Yun pong paghihiwalay nila ni Leonor Rivera.
Zaldy: {discusses the topic} Questions?
Class: ...
Zaldy: Excuse me, may tumatawag lang sa akin. {answers phone}
Class: {Murmur, murmur, murmur}
Zaldy: Ok, so where did we stopped last meeting?
Class: Ha? Sir naman, nadiscuss na nga yung next topic eh!
Zaldy: Alam ko naman yun ah!
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According to Freudian psychoanalysis, absent-minded people are invariably thinking about sex. Being a psychology instructor, it bothers me to some extent. It seems that I HAVE been thinking about it, lately. Dahil lang siguro sa kalamigan, hahaha!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
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