Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Unkowledgement II

The success of my memoir, I feel, depends largely on how appealing the author is. To address this, he offers you the following, without any regard on privacy:


1.) that he is a product of an unwanted pregnancy

2.) that ater 6 months, he is still unemployed, and is losing hope about it

3.) that his biological clock has been reversed for months now

4.) that he has been losing weight, hopefully for good

5.) that he also hates milk

6.) that is a bit confused about his feelings, even if he is having fun with it at the moment

7.) that he is currently entertaining the idea of building jealousy plotlines

8.) that he is planning on rekindling something soon, for better or worse

9.) that he is meeting two deadlines, the first one being self-imposed; the second one imposed by a publication he disdains and

10.) that he is again experiencing a taste for travel.

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